Girl, you’ve got nowhere to run now,
It’s just a nightmare to the end.
Remember the sensation of hearing the deep hum
Of a snowstorm for the first time.
You thought it was a sleeping beast beckoning to you and out you went,
Shivering in a diaper, to the unheated corridor looking for it.
A door opened to the right and your father came in,
The white snow pouring in behind him along with the roaring hum.
Those days are gone now, all things make sense.
For everything, there’s a guy with a chalk in a T-shirt somewhere
Who’ll know more about it than you ever could.
So keep listening to those songs and keep thinking ’bout
All the people you’ll never meet, places you’ll never see.
And just pray I don’t make you have those terrible thoughts again.
As for that…
Didn’t you know that times have changed?
Now there’s a guy who’d even explain away your daydreams!
Yeah, be afraid girl, all they need to do is put you in a machine
And your mind will be sorted out just like the hum of the beast.
Didn’t you know it was all fake?
The pride you felt belonging to your country,
The stories of the fat wrestlers your drunk grandma told,
And all those passionate speeches from the pulpit?
Oh, and what about that desire to chase that scared stray dog
Around the park with all three of your cousins and the two kids
From the neighbourhood at the same time?
Two of ’em live half the world away and one’s homeless somewhere.
Now, if I’m starting to make you wanna cry,
Just remember what your shrink said:
Take a deep breath and count to ten,
And don’t forget the pills before bed!